Bad CGI Sharks

Matthew Ellsworth

Matthew

Jason Ellsworth

Jason

Matteo Molinari

Bernardo

Jenn Liu

Amy

Josh Sterling

Josh

Shaun Landry

Diane / Main Shark

Autumn Crockett

Anastasia "Bikini Girl"

Anna Cantarelli

Bloody Hand

Christopher Tisa

Billy "Boyfriend"

Diane Levy

Sharon

Ben Palacios

Alejandro "Dream Guy"

Arthur Harder

Arthur

Heidi Godt

Matthew's Mom

Sheila Marie Shostac

Quizzical Employee

Kai Cofer

Homeless Wizard

Justin Argueta

Uber Driver

Chumley

Self

Liza Doll

Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl

Justin Bryant

Cop

Matthew Warren

Shark Stooges